Mafia staff car.


My other car is a Zamboni

This car is insured by the maffia. You hit me, they hit you.

My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you!

My wife's other car is a broom.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.

Yah it stinks and is giving you a headache: it's a diesel

This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!

My karma ran over your dogma.

I don't brake for pedestrians.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Caution! Driver's applying make-up.

CAUTION : Driver Singing.

The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?


If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt.

Hang up and drive.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!

It was only a lane change!

I drive this way just to piss you off.

Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.

Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.

Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.

Caution. I swerve and hit people at random.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

Lost your cat? Look under my tires

<----Passing Side / Suicide---->

Hang up and drive I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ass?

Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my ass

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.

Now that you are on my ass you wanna get married?

Unless you are a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!

I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!

I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada

If you can read this, you're to close. (Written in brail)

If you can read this, you're in phaser range

Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns.

Do Not Tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!

I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!

If you come any closer, I'll eat you.

You're not my bitch so get off my ass.

Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

There are only 2 choices on the menu: take it or leave it.

I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables

I like cats, they taste just like chicken.

If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Cat... the other white meat.

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Honk if parts fall off!

Hit me, I need money

Archeologists will date any old thing

Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

No radio. Already stolen.

Nonconformists are all alike.

The more people I know, the more I love my dog.

A friend in need... can be a real pain in the ass.