My LR is like a child: she has a mind of her own which has set new boundaries to my limits of patience, she needs constant attention, she is unique and made me experience the full spectrum of human emotions ... but is impossible not to love her. Joseph Galea, jggalea@yahoo.com

* It doesn't matter if the dog shits in the back

* In the event of a nuclear war, you can roll your melted window down and ask'where did everybody go?'

* You can always get spares no matter where You are (in the world) - mikkel.p@mtv.dk

* The smell of diesel hides that of the oil leaks - Andrew.Oakford@btinternet.com No more resprays, just get out the tin of Nato Green!!! - Andrew.Oakford@btinternet.com

* You have seen the rest now ...now drive the best....- crcadel@adam.com.au

* I Love the way it makes me feel. Kinda Athlete, Whatever 'Cause only Landy Drivers can look at a Hummer and still laugh.

* New Jersey Cops, New York cabbies and Philly Parking Authority employees are all scared of you. - Benjamin, bjschwar@sas.upenn.edu

* Because all the other idiots want to have one!

* The mother in law never asks for a ride to the mall. (she can't climb that high) - Bruno Jansen

* At least there is something good parked in the street. - Bruno Jansen

IT'S THE BEST FOUR x FOUR BY FAR!!!!

* Good question, could somebody describe me how it feels to be in love??? - kees@att.nl (series 2, 1960, in parts)

* No hill too steep, no valley too deep - joseph.agius@magnet.mt

* The best way to visit Dover is driving in a landrover. - Besthunt@dds.nl

* You can park on the kerb (which others can't!) Or alternatively, you can try to make a U-turn and drive OVER the kerb!!!

* There is nothing more instantly recognisable than a Landy! Especially on the kerb... (IIA '69) - mrjones@iafrica.com

* My mother cant climb, the land rover do it for her.........

* Volvo is not four wheel drived yet.....

* Why spend $40,000 on the newest sport utliity today when you can spend much more than this on a Series IIA over 20 years.

* Standing on the roof of a Landrover with a chainsaw is the only way to trim tree - gerryob@frontiernet.net

* Don't ask me...I own 3 Series 1's...and have no idea why.....Colin....- colmar@picknowl.com.au

* Hang on!..I've got it!...I own Landrovers because...um...er...I'll get back to you...Colin...- colmar@picnowl.com.au

* Name another vehicle you can hunt hogs with!

* Land Rover: To go where the Jeep has gone before - and the Jeep still lays there, broken

* Because I am allowed - les.weir@mailexcite.com

* Unlike other cars, dirt only makes it LOOK BETTER - necology@netvision.net.il

* Why cut the lawn when you could kill it with a collection of derelict landrovers? - Sherpashan@aol.com

* Because your father tell´s you not, your mother tell´s you not, your girlfriend tell´s you not... but they all whant you to! - ppaixao@hotmail.com

* What other vehical looks better with at lest some body damage? - cclang@acs.ucalgary.ca

* If I wanted to drive a Jeep I'd bought one.

* The neighbours can hear you coming and know to get out the way.

* If you want respect don't drive a sports car, drive a landy. Or a 18-Wheeler.

* There's nothing like seeing dirt & rock out of the drivers side window & blue sky out the pasenger's

* Series IIIs are great for ramming GTI's off the road! - 1Bishopr@Ridingshigh.org

* Everyone gets out of your way without using your car horn! 1Bishopr@ridingshigh.org

* If the Russians can keep 1 going in space for 12 years they must be good.

* Because if THE BOMB ever goes off near it, you know it will only scorch the paint a little.- Not that this would make it look much different.

* Give it a good thrashing offroad when you're bored - andrew.fearon@virgin.net
What's a Jeep? - It's one of those pesky things you have to rescue frequently.

* It's the only truck that looks good in bright ass yellow. - crazygunna@aol.com

* For the sheer look of enjoyment when you give your wife the keys (once a month)!!!

* The only bad thing about driving series rovers is everyone tells your wife where they saw it .

* Great way to uproot your neighbours fence while backing down the drive. Didn't feel a thing. - gd_herbert@hotmail.com

* Because Every Drive Is An Adventure (whether you'll get there or not) - Mstockdale@mho.net

* Since Spot that tune is no longer on tv. I play SPOT THAT NOISE !!! - Brooks.

* My kids love it thay call it the boom chook chook mobile.The keys are always in the ignition and no-one has taken it ! - DUCKTARI@machine.net

* Because it's probably the only car I wouldn't break down. - Jeanchristophe.Leroy@rug.ac.be

* Cause he can be already dead and you still can run with round the globe

* The oil industrie loves him

* What other car can you get layed on a bonnet

* Cos it looks good up to its bonnet in mud and pisses the neighbours off no end when you hose it off again - al@landrover.net.uk

* Because if your father or mother is talking about you and your car: start the engine and you don't haer anything... - mhorn@nf.fh-nuernberg.de

* You can enjoy downhill skiing slopes even in the summertime - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* It is a great practical joke for a fine hotel's parking boy - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Is there any cheaper way to feel being a superior being? janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Ever seen an unhappy LR enthusiast? - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Real men drive Land Rovers. Nerds and sissies don't. So, tell me sunshine, are YOU a real man? - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* With Lucas (The Prince of Darkness) you pretty soon qualify as an electrician - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* "Hey Janne, you've been working out? You look good!" "No, I drive a Land Rover." - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Shoot a couple of holes to it and claim to be a veteran (pick your favourite war). Everybody believes you! - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Because of my poor health I am not qualified to the Army. BUT should a war begin, the Army will gladly take my LR to the action. I'm proud of my car, even though I wouldn't receive any letters from the front. - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Some people need VIAGRA, other LAND-ROVER - (Ali, `67 SIIA) It generates a lot of jobs (mechanics)



* BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOR DOESN'T HAVE ONE (NOT YET AT LEAST!)

* Unlike a Porsche, you can drive it to it's limits and never get a ticket! - jdh@sextans.lowell.edu

* It's the only vehicle that is truly appreciated by Filipino aetas.....(nicky.....SIIA 88) ..... - lvlparch@globe.com.ph

* My "carabao" is getting tired of plowing the ricefields... - lvlparch@globe.com.ph

* Try insuring a 17 year old who's just passed on anything else with a 2.25 engine. Because SIII's must be the only car that a 17 year old can get insured on at under £1000

* Sometimes I don't understand women, but I always understand my landy... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch (LR90, Serie IV)

* It's always good to have a friend, who brings you all-trough... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch (LR90 Soft-top, S IV, 1988)

* It's a rush to get through everything, everything where other cars end. - Floris from Holland (Series IIa 1965)

* I love pulling Land-cruisers when they are stuck again, and then their faces when I make it where they failed. - Bas from Holland, as well (Series III Lightweight)

* A man only needs one thing, the best 4x4 made by Solihull

* I love to drive through heavy terrain and return home in the SAME car - Floris from Holland (Series IIa 1965)

* I love the sound of the V8, especially while waking up the neighbours at 6 a.m. - Bas from Holland (Series III Lightweight)

* Because the Series LR's are 100% BMW-parts free - Bas from Holland (SIII LW)

* Land Rover laufen und saufen und laufen und saufen und laufen ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch -(This doesn't translate as Rovers drink and SUCK)

* I bought my Landy for my girl-friend and her 4 boys: Three months later she went back to her man. My Landy staid by me and is still going strong. So the result is: You can trust more in an Land Rover than in a woman. - Christopher R. Geoghegan

* No Handy in my Landy (man höhrt es doch nicht!) - SPP@aon.at

* Lieber eine Schlange im Landy, als mit dem Landy in einer Schlange - SPP@aon.at

* What other car can give you the history lesson, how it must have been in the middle ages, while simply driving to work? - b.l.@gmx.net

* Just got back from a dune festival here in Namibia. Land Cruiser gets stuck. Cherokee tries to rescue it. Mhm, you guessed it. In vain! This goes on for some time until, finally, a V8 110 comes along and pulls out all 8 of them!!!!!

* The fastest route through London is by L-R - no one tries to cut in, but you can just BLEND into that merging traffic... - em95jdt@brunel.ac.uk

* I want to feel like i'm on an African Safari - peterb@student.umass.edu

* I really, really want to own one. I can't wait! - peterb@student.umass.edu

* Because you have even more fun driving a Landy than a 'Citroën 2CV' - yves.krippel@mnhn.lu

* Dear Land Rover... You and I are getting divorced.... FROM THE WIFE!!! - Bas J Holland

* My girlfriend always wants to sit naked in my Land Rover, it gives nasty spots!!! - Gabriëlle from Holland

 

In South Africa, taxis grant you immediate respect on the road! - hilton@think.co.za

* What other vehicle can you convert from a closed car to a cabriolet when cruising to the beach? - Floris, Holland, Series IIa 88"

* Land Rovers were BORN, not MADE - harald.winkler@aon.at

* Better to push a Landy than to drive a Jeep - SPP@aon.at http://members.tripod.de/Landrover_107

* Do we really need reasons? (Can't wait til i'm old enough to own one - 2 years!!!) - nat_hale@lineone.net
Why not visit my LR site (http://i.am/landrover.mad)

* Landrovers are better than sex!(they're a great ride and they dont moan afterwards).

* You can always find it in the car park - LandyAndy@tesco.net

* You teach other road users patience

* Land Rover don´t care if you buy Land Rover magazines !!! - finger@online.de

* Meine Frau hat gesagt sie wird mich verlassen, wenn ich mir einen Landy kaufe - ich werde sie sehr vermissen! - Hans Past SPP@aon.at - My wife said she'd go if I will ever buy a Land Rover - I'll miss her a lot!

* A Land Rover doesn't leak oil, it marks it's territory - [Floris

* It,s nice too look down upon most other road users,esp young women in opentop sport cars!!!.

* Who needs men when you can have a Land Rover - langhorn@jireh.co.uk

* The more you know... (stoertebekker@gmx.de)

* You can always find your land rover on a huge parking place in front of a mall. (stoertebekker@gmx.de)

* You get to know a lot of people when they help you push - Hans

* When standing or driving behind a Landrover, you will have every day a full sun eclipse! - laro109@hotmail.com

* Its the BEST HUMMER RECOVERY VEHICLE ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* You don't need a joint: enjoy the exhaust and be happy ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* It doesn't matter if another car is on your reserved parking place: just park on top of it ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* On camping holidays the family can sleep on 3 floors: the parents in the roof-tent, the children inside of the car, and the dogs have enough space under the car ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* It's funny that we're always the leading part of the convoy on the autobahn...Joerg - jsnetworks@rocketmail.com

* Why not? - Rhart10793@aol.com

* What other vehicle can you bend all the panels and still not care. - r.weatherly@ucl.ac.uk

* Because my landrover dealer in Germany gave me a delivery time of 13 months. So everybody seems to want one. - perfectmind@gmx.net
Did you ever hit a Volkwagen without a scratch on your bumper??? - marcus

* The series Land Rover have no 2000 computer problems! - Sigfús Kristinsson, Íslandi

* Wer baut sonst fafrikneue Oldtimer ?!? - Peter@kleine-stueve.de

* Weil Du ihn am großen Parkplatz oder in der größten Umnachtung noch findest. sam@magnet.at

* There are more old Landies around than any other make of car..... - steven.wallace@gb.co.za

* A Landrover is so human;- she is never perfect, but is always giving her best! - christian.kuranda@blackbox.net

* Less trouble than another woman. - alan@outsite.freeserve.co.uk

* What other kind of car can you be happy when it starts?

* You can have 4x4 play! - r.p.thompson@herts.ac.uk

* I'ts the only car made for the roads in Malta!!!! - (psslts@camline.net.mt)

* My daughter Emma prefers my old SeriesIII than my brand new saloon car

* Never stress over a fender bender, they just add character!! - (elidfrogg@hotmail.com)

* It's a real PULLING machine! - robertfrose@hotmail.com

* They say the only two manmade things vissible on the earth from outerspace is the Great Wall of China and the gap between a Landy's doors. - Hoener@xsinet.co.za

* People in SUV FEEL free. People in Landy ARE free...- N Cazier S3 lightweight

* It has enough place to carry a wild pig after hunting.Russian Uaz flies on the trees trying to escape. In the collision you can be broken but no damages. - anabasis@rambler.ru

* Its dependability is best demonstrated by the fact that three quarters of all Land Rovers ever sold are still working. - kirill@rcnet.ru

* When getting from point A to point B means getting from Russia to Kenya, the LR can be relied upon to deliver. Ask my one ten! - kirill@rcnet.ru

* If you drive a Land Rover,you can save a lot mony!You need no car radio.

* It's the only car made for roads in Prague (CZ) - marcus

* You just have to look at it and say "what a car..." - marcus

* IT’S GOOD TO HAVE A BORING GIRLFRIEND: YOU WON’T HEAR HER BABBLING.

* YOU KNOW WHEN YOU START BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU ARRIVE.

* IT’S A GREAT PLACE TO INVEST ALL OF THAT DISCRETIONARY INCOME.

* JUST TO SAY THAT U OWN/OWNED ONE.

* IT WILL STILL RUN A THOUSAND MILES WITH NOTHING THAN SAWDUST IN THE GEARBOX.

* IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE?

* IN A LAND ROVER,THE OTHER CAR IS YOUR CRUMPLE ZONE.

* THERE IS NOT REASON, ONLY FEELINGS.

* WITH THIS TOY YOU CAN PLAY FOR HOURS WITH YOUR SON.

* AS WITH ANY ENGLISH CAR,YOU DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOUR FINGERNAILS ARE ALWAYS DIRTY.

* IT RUNS ON 2,5 CYLINDERS THROUGH SCOTLAND AND BACK TO GERMANY, NOT FAST BUT IT RUNS.

* YOU ARE NEVER BORED. YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR ANOTHER GIRL.

* WHENEVER YOU ARE FEELING LONELY YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR LAND ROVER

* THERE IS NOTHING THAT IS A TRUE OBSTACLE FOR A LAND ROVER

* BECAUSE EVEN AFTER IT BREAKS DOWN IT WILL STILL GET YOU THERE.

* IT IS AN OBJECT OF UNCHANGING BEAUTY.

* I LOVE CHECKING THE PETROL AND FILLING UP THE OIL.

* AVOID SCHOOL ZONES AND YOU’LL NEVER GET A TICKET.

* AS THE BEATLES SING: „BECAUSE“.

* BECAUSE FOR ALL RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE (ENGINEERS),FUNCTION TRIUMPHS OVER FORM.

* YOU CAN TAKE GARDEN RUBBISH TO THE TIP WITHOUT GETTING SPIDERS IN YOUR WIFES CAR.

* IT TAKES 7 PEOPLE WITH LUGGAGE TO THE SKANDERBORG FESTIVAL JUST LIKE THAT.

* BECAUSE I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR OLD HARLEY.

* LIKE YOUR WIFE .. YOUR ROVER WILL BE WITH YOU FOR LIFE.

* THE BUMPY RIDE MAKES MY GIRL FRIEND HORNY.

THE WORD `LAND ROVER` SAYS IT ALL WHEN YOU ARE LATE AGAIN.

* BEST FOR HAVING A PIC NIC ON TOP.

* THE RAINY SEASON IN THE GAMBIA.

* MAKES AN ENTERTAINING RIDE FOR SANTA.

* YOU CAN OPEN A BEER WITH THE MOUNTING OF THE GRILL.

* YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND THE WAY BECAUSE OF THE OIL DROPS ON THE STREET.

* TO GET WAVED AT BY FELLOW ADDICTS.

* TO HEAR THE GROWL OF A V8 AND GET PEOPLE TO LOOK ROUND THINKING ITS A TVR.

* TO GO WHERE NO JEEP HAS GONE BEFORE ...

* IT CONTAINS 100% USER SERVICABLE PARTS.

* LAND ROVER HAS NO END...

* FLAT FENDERS FINE FOR FILLETING FISH.

* LAND ROVER’S SIND NIE GANZ, ABER AUCH NIE GANZ KAPUTT.

* I CAN HOSE IT OUT AFTER A FAMILY TRIP.

BECAUSE I GOT MY TOY TRAIN AND MY MECANO SET TOO LATE IN LIFE